Kitchen Rampage

A note before today’s bit begins; this week’s theme is words that sound rude, but actually have a decent meaning. Also, for today’s bit, it’s not very long because I’ve been stressed all day, so my brain’s a little fried.

Magic Word: cockup

“What kind of cockup is this?! Presley, did you use a grill or a fuckin’ blowtorch to cook this steak?! The pots look like shit, everything looks like shit! Next time HR sends me help, they need to make sure they have better training than a dollar store cookbook! Those customers are never coming back after they see what you losers have concocted for them!”

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